Perhaps the most popular song in Plaguemix One, Bitches was both praised and scorned for the slow BPM. While I definitely stand by the original design of the song, I will admit that a lot of contemplation went into the song before the BPM issue was resolved. Nonetheless, part of me yearned for a faster version, and I often found myself playing the song at 2x scroll.

Enter my ever-present music buddy Ash Cairo. He offered up a copy of the Bitches single, which included quite a few interesting remixes of the core tune. One of those remixes caught me by surprise – a desperate, disjointed effort by a musician called “µ-ziq”. This remix reminded me more of classic DDR mainstay PARANOiA than Mindless Self Indulgence’s original tune, and I realized then that I had the opportunity to create a real challenge for those playing Plaguemix Two on dance pads. You have to listen closely to realize this is a remix of Bitches, and you have to pay attention lest you be swept away by the oncoming barrage of steps to dance to!